Part I. Postsocialist Freedoms1. Fires2. Cucumbers3. Pieces (Fiction)4. Belgrade, 2015 (Fiction)Part II. Re ing the Divided5. #Mauerfall256. The Enemy of My Enemy7. A Tale of Two TypewritersPart III. Blackwashing History8. Gross Domestic Orgasms9. My Mother and a Clock10. Venerating Nazis of Vilify CommiesPart IV. "Democracy Is the Worst Form of Government, Except All Those Other Forms that Have Been Tried from Time to Time"11. Three Bulgarian Jokes12. Post-Zvyarism: A Fable about Animals on a Farm (Fiction) 13. Interview witha Former Member of the Democractic Party of the United States (Fiction)14. Democracy for the Penguins