Introduction: Status In Chaos1 The woman who invented rescue dogs: Status As Virtue Signaling2 A rich yet tasteful history: Status As Vice3 Music, wine, and sex appeal: Status As Neurological Imperative4 Sports cars and small penises: Status As Inclusivity5 The King of Comfort: Status As Social Justice6 Luxury at the end of the world: Status As Authenticity7 Rebels of Philanthropy: Status As Disruption8 Fitzgerald was wrong: Status As EgalitarianismConclusion: Status RebornAcknowledgmentsNotesIndex